100 Things About Dallas

100 THINGS ABOUT ME (official list)
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My real name is also Dallas

But you can call me Master D

I was born on January 9th, forgot what year though

I am Capricorn, whatever that means

I am Canadian

I live in Western Canada with my fiancee Trish

And 2 cats, Novi and Missy

They think they're humans, the three of them

I can speak French if I have to, and enough Spanish to order a beer

I would much rather be hot than cold

I always have cold feet

I always got my portable heater on no matter what time of the year it is

I am right handed

I'm seriously thinking of legally changing my name to God Like One

Before I became so rude and began hating people, I was able to talk most people (esp. women) into doing whatever I wanted

When I was 17 I thought I had all the answers

Probably bacause at that time I used to smoke and drink heavily

I've been on TV commercials, a few radio shows and some home made pornos

Al Bundy should be considered a national hero

My first car was a Toyota Corolla

It never worked, but the dog loved it

I've owned an obsene amount of vehicles over the years

I've had an obsene amount of girlfriends over the years

My biggest fantasy is to own a harem

So far I can barely afford one woman

I am a very good cook, but hate to clean afterwards

I love good food

I hate peas

I despise any kind of green stuff in my food

Beef and potatoes. It's what's for dinner. As often as possible

Or Kraft dinner

I think Beer is a very important part of a healthy diet

I collect video games, computers, cars and dust

I spend way too much time on the internet

I think I'm addicted

I've been threatened, harrased, stalked and hacked by people I met online

I hate emails

I own and play too many video games

I'm an avid role player

My favorite RPG is Gemstone III

My computer crashes at least twice a year

I know how to fix it

I have an unnatural fascination with Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, and almost all kinds of porn films

I've met James Bond at Vancouver airport once

Stupid people get on my nerves

I don't like people who whine

I don't like loud people

I don't like people

I am not a religious person, as far as organized religion goes

I write poetry but rarely share it

I love history

I've spent a night in jail

They made me cook for everybody at the police station

The 80's rule

I was in at least 3 near-fatal car accidents

It wasn't my fault

I won a rally race once

I get sunburn on car rides and walks to the trash can

One word: Hockey

Canucks of course

I had a job where I could only get there by helicopter

My biggest dream is to own a boat

I believe I can do anything

Although I've been banned from the laundry room by each and every girlfriend I lived with

Sometimes laziness gets in my way

Patience is not my strong suit

I believe in perfection

I got an IQ of 145

Someone once told me I could be anything I want. I use this excuse often

I make my own music CDs

I listen to Oasis, ACDC, Bon Jovi, and Ozzy over and over and over

I'm a Beatles fan

Abba rules, and don't argue about that

I play the guitar

I've been to more concerts than I can ever remember

Some of my relatives would make the Osbournes look normal

A motto: You win some, you lose some. Either way, it's a reason to have a beer

I love chocolate

I have trouble remembering other people's birthdays

I never celebrate mine

I generally feel much older than I am

I love to read

Right now I'm reading David Eddings' The Belgariad series

I believe in aliens

I am proficient in battle strategy, survival tactics, and defense measures that will help me prepare for the impending apocalypse

There's no way I can ever remember my home address

Or my postal code

I choose Coke over Pepsi

And A&W over the rest of the junk food restaurants

I never eat breakfast

I have been known to drink an entire pot of coffee in under two hours

With cream and sugar

There is no end to the amount of attention I require. Unless you bore me and I want you to go away

Everyone likes telling me about their problems like I can fix them. Mind you I have more problems than God, Whitney Houston, and Snoop Doggy Dog combined

I want a Spiderman tie for Christmas

I cuss way too fucking much

I would love to have super powers

Wait a minute...I DO have super powers!

I wonder what's wrong with me sometimes but then I just try to go to sleep

Someone once told me that I am so full of myself that I'd actually make a list of 100 things about me to put on the Internet thinking people would actually read it and I did.